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Shipping harms the environment, so the makers of Placebotox have partnered with psychologicalifornia.com to deliver Placebotox to you telepathically. Simply send us $50, hold your hands out in a receiving gesture and close your eyes. Your bespoke supply of custom-made Placebotox, created specifically and only for you, is invisible to non-believers and people who vibrate at lower frequencies and occupy less than 5th-dimensional space.
Warning! Your personally designed, unique 4-hour supply of Placebotox should not be shared with others. It is specifically designed only for your auric quantum sequence and anyone else using, or even told about, the product could melt.